holy fucking shit i just got a likely letter from my top choice!!!!!
Tyler Hoechlin attends the premiere of ‘300: Rise Of An Empire’
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*
I just pictured Derek having one single comeback for every argument:
"Derek, you’ve lost every battle so far"
"Yeah, but I’m the King on Stiles’ board"
"Derek, he’s kissed lots of girls and he-"
"But I’m the King on his board"
"Derek, he’s not-"
"King on his board"
"Derek, he’s trying to kill people and-"
"King. on. the. board."
"Wait. Who is she on Stiles’ board?"
"Well she’s not there…"
"Too bad for her. I’m the King on Stiles’ board.”
Slippery dick (Halichoeres bivittatus)
Ugh yes. For the record, my dad has been reading a gigantic, unwieldy, noisy newspaper at the table for decades without anyone complaining. My 5” smartphone? Massive etiquette violation apparently.
I need to frame this and hang it in my office. And in my house.
Who else remembers when Harry just assumed Oliver Wood was a stick McGonagall was going to beat him with.